2. Yeah gimme a ten minute heads up before you get here
4. We called u at 7 and left a message and u never called bak
6. Dude im busy now
8. Yup most likely
11. Come on over
12. I can help u out tomoro homie
15. It mite be a lil later
19. Gimme 5 minutes
21. Im alrite coming by to give jer his present soon
22. Im gonna give him sum cash and another painting
23. Thankyou very much
24. We are golden she makes me happy as hell
25. Soon soon I promise I mis yall too
26. Dude be quiet in the parking lot
27. Another whole?
28. Is it indoor?
29. Yup did she like it?
33. Its called purple kush
34. Ok wil leave shortly
36. Yo homie
37. I am ready wen u are
39. Yeah sounds good
42. Nah I was mad lazy
43. Wil b able to help u out tomoro
44. I got you bud tom. I had a bad day today
46. Im sorry ive been distant and pussy whipped and jealous im am really sorry you are a true friend. I wil never forget Christmas you gave me more than my family. I need to talk to you soon so schedule a lunch meeting with me soon and I wil bring sum goodies on the house. I just don’t want you to forget what an honor treasure and rarity it is to know you.
48. 5 minutes leaving sorry
49. So wut happened
50. Where were u?
51. Y did u say u were coming by?
52. And I did I thought u said see you soon
53. Yup be home in 5
54. Im at home now feeding snakes no luck on a live fuzzy samsara just attacked and I got kundhalini in the box. I hope you haven’t left the doctors yet with sumone else that would kill me. Got ur cat food too.
55. Kundhalini got hers too. Y r u being mean to me?
57. Need herbs today?
58. Do you like my new naked pictures of Kelsey and myself on my tumblr
59. Im ruining her. She treats me like a demi-god
60. Desperation is so unattractive
61. Om really breaking through to her slutty side
62. She wil fuk u if I tell her 2
63. Ok fuck off tonite
64. Since that’s just ok
65. O spit shit split pit that’s a pussy hole roll with it comrade you are like two little canaries trying to lift a bear with strings bling bling
66. I have a glock 45 more money than I can fit in 10 wallets and I can lick the tip of my own flaccid cock
67. Im a rich golden whore
68. I am going to kill people in my lifetime and get away with it
69. You have shit pencils
70. Hahaha u are a pretty jewish girl
71. Because I fingered your little cunt one nite u were passed out and found where u hid ur goldu dreidel spinning little hottie
73. At least im no faggy faggot fag face faggot fag
74. No. dick.
75. I will grow prizewinning roses on your back you sweet little palindrome
77. Stop acting like a bitch
79. Im jk u nigerian peckerhead
80. Just chill I will call you cricket
82. I got u
83. Yo buddy
85. Bring the vap and the bukowski book. Failure to bring each wil result in denied access to my lair.
86. Yup cmon
88. Im working my fine little picador
89. I’m working these pounds and if love is in the ocean then its worth it to drown
90. Soon ill make my way over like a stranded soldier with a bag of clovers and a body of odors
91. Did u see those new picks I put up on my tumblr?
92. Nah not all of them most are of Kelsey
93. Holy fuck man that sucks mandingo cock
94. Yup yup im taking her to the darkside
97. Play more Floyd
98. I will be ther soon bill in tow wanna zip?
99. Its good bro youd like it
100. You talk to Jeremy yet? Hes got herb
101. Im here come on thru
105. Is everything alrite?
106. I dunno. Have u been talking to another guy?
107. No one else?
112. Bret Easton ellis lets you look at the dead cat stiff with rigormortis and then makes you wonder if you can fuck it but the cat has been dead for hours laying perfectly still. With Hemingway the cat was alive and healthy, he let you see where it drank from and sometimes it was a funny place like the toilet and he let you see where it would leap too which was sometimes exciting like a high counter filled with steaks but you always knew not to fuck hemingway’s cat, your dick would bescratched to smithereens. The novel is the cat now, short stories are tadpoles that sometimes turn into frogsand poetry is the most human thing we can attempt and most of the time we fail anyways and create something animal. Which leads me to my question, do you want to fuck my dead whale while its still breathing on the lonely overcast beach?